I didn't want to suck it, but I had to, because my stepdad won't give me money any other way

Before I can sleep, you're already jerking off on my ass! Do you want to fuck me?

- I want you, get undressed! - I already gave it to you, dad

I don't fuck on the first date, you know! But you're so cute, fuck you 🥹

Oh, my parents shouldn't have left me in charge, I'm gonna pee on her

Did you fuck my mother? What's wrong with me? My pussy's younger and smaller

I slept with a friend's mom 😍 It was my first sex, I became a man

I've seen your dick before, brother. It's fuckable. How do you like my tits?

Yeah, I don't wear underwear at home. That's no reason for my stepdad to get between my legs

If you can't stand the way I spread my legs, fuck me instead of playing Contra

And my fucker's son fucks better, and why didn't I let him before

Husband's on the phone. He feels like the handyman's gonna make him a cooldown right now

- Shocker, my stepdad asked me for a blowjob! - I'll fuck you, you're 18 years old

Wow, she showed her tits, what if she lets me fuck her too? I shouldn't have been so shy

The guy told me to fuck off, but fine, I've already found someone to fuck me

My face is all over my son's sperm! How am I supposed to take him to vocational school?

Offered sex and she said yes - didn't expect the sister to be a giver

She asked me to fuck her, I fucked her and I never gave her the discount 😉 😉

I thought it was a courier, but it's an old friend, so much for cheating on my husband

What are you saying, you've never sucked a dick? Here's your father's dick, learn

As long as my wife doesn't find out that psychologist blew me

I'm not some motherfucker who fucks his stepdaughter

When I come inside and you take my last name, why just fuck around?

Gave a student sex party and got knocked up? Oh, fuck it! (cringe)