- I want you, get undressed! - I already gave it to you, dad

Oh, my parents shouldn't have left me in charge, I'm gonna pee on her

Offered sex and she said yes - didn't expect the sister to be a giver

And my fucker's son fucks better, and why didn't I let him before

Husband's on the phone. He feels like the handyman's gonna make him a cooldown right now

I'm not some motherfucker who fucks his stepdaughter

As long as my wife doesn't find out that psychologist blew me

She asked me to fuck her, I fucked her and I never gave her the discount 😉 😉

Wow, she showed her tits, what if she lets me fuck her too? I shouldn't have been so shy

If you can't stand the way I spread my legs, fuck me instead of playing Contra

The guy told me to fuck off, but fine, I've already found someone to fuck me

I thought you were experienced, so I gave it to you And this is your first time, son

My face is all over my son's sperm! How am I supposed to take him to vocational school?

Gave a student sex party and got knocked up? Oh, fuck it! (cringe)

I've seen your dick before, brother. It's fuckable. How do you like my tits?

Did you fuck my mother? What's wrong with me? My pussy's younger and smaller

- Shocker, my stepdad asked me for a blowjob! - I'll fuck you, you're 18 years old

When I come inside and you take my last name, why just fuck around?

She didn't suck me off, and now she wants a face flop. I fuck better than a guy, right?

Naked girl on my couch, and she should be on my dick, I'm gonna put it in her

I thought it was a courier, but it's an old friend, so much for cheating on my husband

Pick a secretary like me, you'll get a blowjob and a fuck in the morning

Yeah, I don't wear underwear at home. That's no reason for my stepdad to get between my legs

You can't take a hint, can you? I'll tell you straight, take out your dick and fuck it